Random-ity Randomness

• Today I went to the fertility specialist. It was just a follow-up visit, so that he could tell me what course of action we'd be taking. I have to have surgery to have a polyp removed, and while he's doing that surgery, he might as well do a laproscopy as well. Okay, then. So he's telling me about the surgery, and he's freaking me the frig out. I knew I'd have to be under, but I didn't know that while I was under, they'd have to put a TUBE DOWN MY THROAT TO MAKE SURE I WOULD KEEP BREATHING. You know, just in case I STOPPED BREATHING. Wtf? Really? I started crying just thinking about it. Anyway, after a routine ultrasound, my doctor's chatting with me, and then he says this, which was so funny, "Okay, so you'll call me when you get your period and then we'll start you on birth control. Or, you may not call me, you know? Your body might be so freaked out by the surgery that you might produce a SUPER EGG, get pregnant, and not have to have the surgery." Oh. My. Word. LMFAO.


• Weighed my self on a hospital scale and I weighed 134.4. Good. Not great. But better than I expected.


• Tomorrow I'm going to Marshall's to buy J a Hawaiian shirt for my cousin C's 30th birthday party luau. Apparently, there's going to be costume nazi, patrolling the party. But I don't care. I'm not wearing a grass skirt and coconuts.


• Lately I've been eating spaghetti. Delicious. My in-laws make fresh sauce -eh, but I like Ragu. Which is an abomination to them. :)


• My grandmother is finally home after having been in the hospital for two weeks. And, read this. She is SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN. She's been threatening to die, which I totally understand because the medicine she's on makes her dizzy and nauseous. Imagine being permanently hung over. According to my uncle, when she woke up on Monday, she asked him if she was in heaven. When he said no, she got pissed and refused to speak to him. Hmmmm. Wonder if it's genetic?


• School is OVER! Yay for me. And, even though the paycut is still hurting, when I did the math, I realized that I had gotten a bonus this year for having all of my certifications. Well, since that money was "new" money, and I'd never had it, if I subtract that amount from what's being deducted, it's a little less devastating.


• I finally figured it out. I am Bethenny and Mrs. LeDoucetard is Kelly. Totally.


• Tomorrow's goals -workout, clean house -which I LOATHE, and visit my nana.


• Could I BE any more boring?