Random Ramblings

• I'm starving. Funny, because my crazy pills have curtailed my appetite, so I only eat when I can feel my guts eating themselves out.
• Consequently, even though my ass is expanding, I am losing a teeny bit of weight. 2.5 pounds to be exact.
• The love of my life is driving me crazy with his laissez-fair, Bob Marley-ish, everything is going to be alright attitude. I need him to put on his big boy pants and help me a little more.
• My teeny scar is right where the elastic from my panty hits, and it itches. Yeah, try to scratch it without looking like a perve.
• I'm soooooo tired. I got a part-time job answering phones from 11.30-12.30 at night, and even though it's a piece of cake and it pays $30/night, I get home around one in the manana.
• I want to buy myself some leggings at Forever 21 and the boyfriend blazer featured on Budget Babe.
• But I won't because I'm trying to reign it in.
• Unless I lose my mind, and let me tell you I'm seriously on the verge.
• But let's hope it doesn't come to that.
• Tomorrow, hopefully sunny day by the pool.

The End.