It's Like 10,000 Spoons, When All You Need is a Knife

My weekend was pretty much a crapfest of crying huge, wet, salty tears and consoling myself with high calorie fatty foods that have added considerably to my breasts and my (now) bubble butt, and unfortunately to my belly, making Mr. Pudge, MR. PUDGE.

But for some sunshine on this cloudy day:

1. My last day of school before Christmas break is Friday, December 18th. Off for two WHOLE weeks!
2. I have the week of Christmas off at my night job -AND I STILL GET PAID!
3. I wanted these shoes, and I actually went to buy them at Macy's this weekend. Apparently, Christmas shopping for others means I have to buy something for myself on each trip. Anyhoodle, I had a 25% off Friends and Family coupon, but Macy's had sold out. I contemplated driving to another mall, but I figured it was not meant to be. Until. Until I got a Steve Madden email for 30% off PLUS FREE SHIPPING! It was a sign, I tell you. I'll be getting this babies this week.
4. My husband, who loves me and has suffered my ridiculous mood swings (I'm all about the valley or the mountain, no stable plains for me), not only put all the Christmas lights outside, but also put the lights on the tree.
5. My FF (Favorite Friend) called to check up on me, and what can I say? I'm so happy that we're friends.

That's it for now. The goal is to work on staying in the present and letting the future worry about itself. We'll see how that goes.