Really?

So I'm on polyvore, trying to make a cute set to post to the blog for an entry I'm writing, and I can't get the stupid thing to publish, when I accidentally stumble on to an e-mail I received. Exciting, right? Maybe it's from a fan. Someone who loved my two previous sets so much, she just had to write me a little note of adoration.

No.

It's this e-mail:
smartcookie♥ wrote 16 days ago Reply Block smartcookie♥ View conversation (1)
hi its SMARTCOOKIE can u plz change your name cuz its the SAME as mine!! i dont wanna be mean but i like to be different and i dont like when people TAKE my ideas or NAMES!!!!

Oh, hell to the no!

That's like me being pissed with Claudia Schiffer for taking my name. Um, yes, Claudia? Can you please change your name because it's the same as mine. What? Huh? No.

So I wrote back:
How do you know that you didn't take MY idea or name? I'm not going to change my name, but you can change your name, since you like to be different.

Stupid grammatically challenged teenybopper. She can go suck it for all I care.

Really? No, REALLY?!

I was on ebay this evening, trying to see if it would be worth it to sell some of my old COACH bags, seeing as I'm a broke bitch and all. And, as I was scrolling down, comparing the prices of various bags (totally not worth selling mine online), I came across this:

Um, really? I don't think so.